Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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