is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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