glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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