then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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