I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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