You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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