i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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