do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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