belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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