So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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