SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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