So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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