Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
