Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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