I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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