I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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