Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You are a genius and a whore.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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