well I can't set my house on fire every night
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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