well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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