My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i will never coherently bang her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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