he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
