I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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