She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Nicole vs. Life
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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