So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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