just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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