i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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