ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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