ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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