marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its not stalking. its research.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My bed smells like the plague
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
