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The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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