I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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