The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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