even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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