no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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