used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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