he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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