My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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