you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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