do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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