Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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