I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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