Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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