I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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