We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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