okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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