At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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