So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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