am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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