It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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