I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the day after is always just damage control
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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