Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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