My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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