As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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