he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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