I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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